1:01:02
You are kidding, right?
1:01:04
I'm not kidding. I'm serious.
1:01:05
- Yeah?
- Yeah, I think you do.
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Look at your nose.
You have a beautiful nose.
1:01:10
- I had it fixed when I was 1 3.
- Really?
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- They did a great job.
- Thanks.
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Wonderful.
I'm Griffin, by the way.
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- Ashley.
- Nice to meet you. Beautiful name.
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What do you say?
1:01:23
Will you let me
take you out sometime?
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- Aren't you married?
- Married? Why do you say that?
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Where do you get that from,
that I'm married?
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You have a ring on your finger.
Isn't that a ring?
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Well, technically I'm married, yeah,
but I'm not really married.
1:01:37
We have an understanding.
1:01:39
So is this understanding
between you and your wife...
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or you and your dick?
1:01:44
That's very funny.
You're very funny.
1:01:47
The man is, what, 39 years old?
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How old are you? Nineteen.
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When you were in fifth grade,
he was 32.
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When he was my age,
you were just being born.
1:01:58
Or like when--
Let's say when you--
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I get the point.
1:02:02
You have to admit, as you get older,
the age gap does shorten.
1:02:05
Maybe if you were 60 and he was 80,
it wouldn't seem so weird.
1:02:08
But, honestly, I thought
he was your father.
1:02:11
I bet a lot of people think that.
1:02:13
You know, we don't really go out
a whole lot in public.
1:02:16
You'd be surprised. Most young girls
do wanna go for older guys...
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because most young guys just wanna
screw as many girls as possible.
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They don't want a commitment.
They just want a lot of conquests.
1:02:26
Here you go.
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What kind of commitment
does a married guy give you?
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So what would I be to you?
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What, just another notch
on your belt?
1:02:41
Ashley, are you kidding me?
1:02:43
Are you crazy?
1:02:45
Do you know
that I would marry you?
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I would marry you today
if you say yes to me. I swear.
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Come on. Let me take you out
on a date. Great time.
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I'm the man in the uniform,
you know?
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What do you say? Please?