1:02:00
I get the point.
1:02:02
You have to admit, as you get older,
the age gap does shorten.
1:02:05
Maybe if you were 60 and he was 80,
it wouldn't seem so weird.
1:02:08
But, honestly, I thought
he was your father.
1:02:11
I bet a lot of people think that.
1:02:13
You know, we don't really go out
a whole lot in public.
1:02:16
You'd be surprised. Most young girls
do wanna go for older guys...
1:02:19
because most young guys just wanna
screw as many girls as possible.
1:02:23
They don't want a commitment.
They just want a lot of conquests.
1:02:26
Here you go.
1:02:28
What kind of commitment
does a married guy give you?
1:02:35
So what would I be to you?
1:02:37
What, just another notch
on your belt?
1:02:41
Ashley, are you kidding me?
1:02:43
Are you crazy?
1:02:45
Do you know
that I would marry you?
1:02:47
I would marry you today
if you say yes to me. I swear.
1:02:51
Come on. Let me take you out
on a date. Great time.
1:02:54
I'm the man in the uniform,
you know?
1:02:59
What do you say? Please?
1:03:06
Yeah? Really?
1:03:12
Why are you wearing handcuffs?
1:03:14
Crazy girl, bad breath, no sex,
and she lost the key.
1:03:17
That's not good.
1:03:18
No, that's not good,
not good at all.
1:03:21
You still after that waitress
who is so way beyond your league?
1:03:24
As a matter of fact,
I have a date with her this weekend.
1:03:28
That's great.
1:03:29
No, I'm happy for you.
1:03:31
Douche bag.
1:03:32
- Crazy girl, bad breath, no sex
- Don't. Don't.
1:03:35
And she lost the key
1:03:37
Don't push my buttons.
I'm really right here.
1:03:40
I don't know if he has a problem,
but I gotta tell you...
1:03:42
after his divorce
he was like fucked up in the head.
1:03:45
It was like he wanted to screw
everything that wasn't nailed down.
1:03:48
But that's not Ben.
1:03:51
Ben, really, he wants to be in
a monogamous relationship, you know?
1:03:55
I hope it works out
with that waitress.
1:03:59
- I definitely don't think so.
- This is very upsetting.