Someone Like You
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just because you converted to some
warped brand of romantic atheism.

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Oh, man! Whoo!
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It's called
self-preservation.

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Oh, in other words, you narcotize
yourself with casual sex.

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No, no, no. See, that implies
I'm avoiding reality...

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when, in fact, I embrace it.
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Don't underestimate
casual sex, Jane.

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- It's very liberating.
- I'll bet.

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I almost feel sorry for her.
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What for?
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I make no pretenses, okay?
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Now, if she wants to put me up
on a white horse,

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that's her choice.
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We're all
grownups here, Jane.

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I lay awake that
night
wondering which was worse:

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Guys like Ray who blinded you
with charms and promises,

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or the Eddies of the world
who went right for your pants.

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Oh. Excuse me.
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And in the end,
it didn't matter.

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The truth was, they were all
cast
from the same mold.

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- But the question remained.
-

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Why?
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And then
one day by the river,

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I found my answer.
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Holy shit!
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I told them dumb asses
it'd never work.

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You can't fool a bull, mister.
No, sir.

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He knows where he's been,
and he ain't goin' back.

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Hell, I got...
I got 93 cows.

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Only one of 'em got nads.
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Why? 'Cause that one son of a bitch
alone can knock up an entire herd.

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But once he's done,
well, the party's over.


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