:01:00
[ singing: We seek the light of truth ]
:01:03
[ singing: Between our white lies ]
:01:05
I was raised rigid Southern Baptist,
I'm an actor, and I'm gay.
:01:09
[ singing: We sleep away our youth
under tattletale skies ]
:01:20
[ singing: Who's a sinner and who's a saint ]
:01:23
[ singing: Who's to say who you can love ]
:01:25
[ singing: And who you can't ]
:01:28
[ singing: Now it's easy for the pot
to call the kettle black ]
:01:33
[ singing: They're just jealous of the hot
and lusty, sordid lives they led ]
:01:39
[ singing: Ain't it a bitch
sorting out our sordid lives ]
:01:44
[ singing: It's a bitch
when you come to realize ]
:01:49
[ singing: Crack yourself a box
of CrackerJacks ]
:01:52
[ singing: You can get a really shitty prize ]
:01:55
[ singing: It's a bitch
sorting out our sordid lives ]
:02:01
[ singing: Now there's trouble
coming down the chute ]
:02:05
[ singing: To take our first breath ]
:02:07
[ singing: And we struggle for acceptance
from birth to death ]
:02:12
[ singing: But the Lord's too busy
trying to keep the world on its feet ]
:02:16
[ singing: He ain't got time to give a damn
about what goes on between the sheets ]
:02:22
[ singing: Ain't it a bitch ]
:02:25
[ singing: Sorting out our sordid lives ]
:02:28
[ singing: It's a bitch
when you come to realize ]
:02:33
[ singing: Crack yourself a box
of CrackerJack ]
:02:36
[ singing: You can get a really shitty prize ]
:02:39
[ singing: It's a bitch sorting out
our sorry, little ]
:02:45
[ singing: Sordid lives ]
:02:50
- ] Oh, yeah ] ]
- [ Clapping ]
:02:52
- That's real good, Bitsy.
- Thank you, Juanita.
:02:57
When I was a kid, I was fat.