:07:00
and they give him a rubber band--
:07:03
told him to pop his arm with it
every time he wanted a cigarette.
:07:08
It's called, uh...
:07:10
behavior modifi-something another.
:07:13
Roger can tell ya the exact wordage.
:07:16
Anyway, it ain't workin'.
:07:18
See, I go down to Tyler every year
for the county fair. Broom.
:07:22
Oh, I just love all them animals
and them displays of macramé...
:07:26
and the cooking competition and all.
:07:28
Besides, it gives me a chance
to see me and Wardell's sister.
:07:31
I once made a rooster out of beans
and lentils when I was a girl...
:07:35
in vacation Bible school.
:07:37
- It's almost lifelike.
- Uh-huh.
:07:39
- How is old Mozelle?
- Oh, she's fine.
:07:41
Me and Mozelle, we had us
some good times once upon a time.
:07:44
You know, her and Darrel
have had a bunch of marital problems.
:07:47
He beat her up a few times.
Tepee.
:07:50
Mama hung old Cockadoodle
in the kitchen.
:07:53
That's what I called him.
""Cockadoodle.''
:07:55
- That's amazing.
- But, uh, boll weevils
started eating them beans.
:08:00
- And that was all she wrote.
- That's amazing.
:08:02
- You know, any man who hits
a woman is no man at all.
- You got that right.
:08:07
- Darrel's in group therapy
for abusive husbands now.
- Oh.
:08:10
A bunch of wife-beaters
gets together once a week with
this specialist, and they purge.
:08:15
Some of them
are deadbeat dads too.
:08:17
Used to be two groups.
One for wife-beaters
and one for deadbeat dads.
:08:21
But so many of them crossed over
from one group to the next,
they just merged.
:08:25
Hey. They merged and they purged.
[ Chuckles ]
:08:29
I've seen boll weevils in flour...
:08:32
in, uh, oatmeal and parik-- paprika...
:08:36
but never on a rooster
you made in vacation Bible school.
:08:39
I probably should have married Mozelle
instead of Noleta...
:08:42
and then I wouldn't have been
compelled to fool around...
:08:45
and Peggy would still be alive.
:08:47
Well, it's just somewhat awkward
when your neighbor's husband
kills your sister.
:08:51
[ Gasps ]
Oh, Noleta has emerged.
:08:54
- [ Yelling ]
- She's throwing all of G. W.'s stuff
out in the yard.
:08:58
Goddamn sorry, cheating
son of a bitch!