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[ singing: There's a better home ]
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[ singing: Awaiting ]
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[ singing: In the sky, Lord ]
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[ singing: In ]
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[ singing: The sky ] ]
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When I was on the soap,
I'd do interviews, you know, press.
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And I did this one with
this hysterically funny, queeny guy...
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from Soap Opera Digest.
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I don't know.
I-I dropped my guard.
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Started being, you know, me.
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Suddenly we were just laughing,
talking about Madonna's new
""Ray of Light'' video.
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You know, her new black hair.
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And had she had plastic surgery or not,
'cause she looked so great...
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or was it just her newfound spirituality
and motherhood agreeing with her...
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or just good lighting?
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Well, this is not a conversation
that a couple of straight men
would be having.
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And he leaned in to me,
and he said...
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""I'm glad you're one of us.''
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I just looked at him...
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and realized I had fucked up.
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So I put it back on,
you know, the butch thing.
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And I said, ""I don't know
what you're talking about.''
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And he just said, ""That's okay.
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I understand.''
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""That's okay. I understand.''
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Well, they do not understand down there.
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- Do you know what you're doing to me?
- No.
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I have a book deal,
pending on my success with you.
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- Ooh.
- Simon & Schuster.
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And you're my ace in the hole, Earl.
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If I can dehomosexualize you,
I can dehomosexualize anyone.