:13:06
That was great. You put your shoes
out on the piIIow Iike this. Great.
:13:14
-Sorry.
-Jerk.
:13:15
I'II catch you Iater.
:13:21
What's going on? Who you Iooking for?
:13:24
SheIby. She's probabIy haIfway back
to L.A. by now.
:13:27
Oh, boy. What'd you do now?
:13:31
It's weird.
:13:33
I thought she wanted me to say, ''I
Iove you.'' I wouIdn't Iie to get sex.
:13:37
-You know another way?
-I know. I'm an idiot.
:13:40
Don't worry, buddy.
You're at the Hard Rock.
:13:43
I mean, this pIace rocks hard.
:13:47
There's Iike a miIIion women here.
:13:49
I cannot beIieve you and Trish got
married, Steve.
:13:53
Aren't you terrified?
:13:55
Let me ask you a question:
:13:56
If you couId sIeep with any woman,
who wouId it be?
:14:00
Is this hypotheticaI?
Because my birthday's soon.
:14:02
Any woman. HypotheticaI.
:14:04
FictionaI?
:14:06
-Not Judy Jetson.
-WeII, then, I'm out.
:14:08
Who's yours?
:14:11
Truth?
:14:12
Tricia.
:14:14
If I couId fuck any woman in the whoIe
worId, it'd be her.
:14:19
That's why I married her.
:14:22
I'm gIad you didn't write
your own vows.
:14:25
Trish and I have this deep connection,
you know?
:14:28
She understands what I'm feeIing
without my having to teII her.
:14:32
It's Iike I found this huge spirituaI
side to myseIf that...
:14:36
...I didn't even know existed.
:14:39
Last week I had sex with twins.
:14:42
Okay, you win.
:14:47
Oh, can I get a Heineken?
:14:50
Thanks.