:38:00
Dude. HonestIy?
I don't give a rat's ass.
:38:05
I guess I Iike to be surprised.
:38:07
What exactIy do you mean by surprise?
:38:09
Oh, dude. Oh, my God.
:38:11
Last week, I'm doing this girI
in the back seat of her daddy's car.
:38:16
Catholic schoolgirl's uniform.
The whole nine yards, man.
:38:19
She drinks too much. She's sick, so
she hangs herhead out the window...
:38:24
...andjust commences to puking.
:38:27
It's too bad you had to stop.
:38:29
No, see, I was gonna.
:38:31
That would have been the right thing.
:38:34
But the way she was having
these contractions.
:38:37
They werejust wrenching down
on the old crank.
:38:40
Oh, God, it felt so great.
:38:42
Now, that's a surprise.
:38:47
Hey, my car, my car, my car!
:38:50
Yeah, I know. It sucks.
:38:52
Oh, you get that extra key made
for the house?
:38:58
Thanks.
:39:02
I got to take the phone. Sorry.
:39:04
I need that phone.
That phone is my Iife.
:39:09
Michael. Carlos.
Give him the phone.
:39:13
You've got three weeks.
:39:16
Thanks, buddy.
:39:32
I'm so gIad to see you.
:39:35
Great, great. AII the kids are here.
:39:39
Hey, how you doing, paI? Come here.
:39:43
Ling, take your penis out of
the tartar sauce. You Iook great.
:39:46
MichaeI, a surprise for you.
:39:48
NataIie, this is MichaeI.
MichaeI, this is NataIie.
:39:52
You probabIy don't remember,
but you two have met.
:39:56
MichaeI was an usher at our wedding.