:06:00
-Oh, me and Debbie.
-Who's Debbie?
:06:04
Debbie Maxwell, my training officer.
:06:07
-A female training officer?
-Yes, sir.
:06:10
Okay. All right.
:06:14
Was she black, white?
:06:16
She was white.
:06:18
-Lick-her license?
-A what?
:06:21
A lick-her license.
Was she a dyke, a lesbian?
:06:25
-Is she any good?
-She's pretty good.
:06:28
-Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go.
-Right.
:06:30
-It was a quiet night--
-Boom!
:06:33
-What the fuck?
-You never know, that's the point. Go.
:06:37
It was quiet and we're rolling...
:06:39
...l'm driving. This Acura,
just a beautiful car...
:06:43
...comes out a side street, all over
the median. I hit the wailer.
:06:48
He drives for 10 blocks
before he pulls over.
:06:52
Plates run clean,
so I test and arrest.
:06:55
I'm belting in our unit,
and she's tossing his car.
:06:58
She shows me a .38
and two loaded shotguns.
:07:03
-No shit?
-No shit! So...
:07:06
...she calls and I'm searching.
I find 500 grams of meth.
:07:10
Turns out he's on bail
for distribution...
:07:13
...on his way to smoke
his ex-partner before trial.
:07:17
Boom.
:07:19
-Prevented a murder.
-You got him. It's amazing.
:07:22
It is. That you're out there...
:07:25
...with a fine bitch for a year and
the best story you can tell me...
:07:30
...is a drunk stop.
:07:35
But I don't believe you.
You tapped that ass, didn't you?
:07:42
Tell the truth.
You know you tapped that ass.
:07:45
In the back, bam! Code X.
:07:47
-I got a wife.
-You got a dick.
:07:52
-You do have one, don't you?
-Yes.
:07:54
Your dick lines up straight.
Right and left of it are pockets.
:07:59
In those pockets are money.
Look in either one. Pay the bill.