:05:09
I'll like not being in a hot
black and white all summer.
:05:18
Tell me a story, Hoyt.
:05:21
-Like my story?
-Not your story, a story.
:05:26
Since you can't shut up
so I can read, tell me a story.
:05:30
-I don't know any.
-You don't?
:05:32
-No.
-I'll tell you one.
:05:34
This is a newspaper, right?
It's 90 percent bullshit.
:05:39
But it's entertaining. So I read it.
:05:41
It entertains me. You won't let me
read it, so you entertain me.
:05:46
Tell me a story now. Go.
:05:49
-There was a DUI stop.
-A DUI stop?
:05:52
Let me load up!
:05:54
-A DUl? Oh, shit!
-Well, l--
:05:57
-Listen, we were on midwatch--
-We who?
:06:00
-Oh, me and Debbie.
-Who's Debbie?
:06:04
Debbie Maxwell, my training officer.
:06:07
-A female training officer?
-Yes, sir.
:06:10
Okay. All right.
:06:14
Was she black, white?
:06:16
She was white.
:06:18
-Lick-her license?
-A what?
:06:21
A lick-her license.
Was she a dyke, a lesbian?
:06:25
-Is she any good?
-She's pretty good.
:06:28
-Okay, Debbie, midwatch. Go.
-Right.
:06:30
-It was a quiet night--
-Boom!
:06:33
-What the fuck?
-You never know, that's the point. Go.
:06:37
It was quiet and we're rolling...
:06:39
...l'm driving. This Acura,
just a beautiful car...
:06:43
...comes out a side street, all over
the median. I hit the wailer.
:06:48
He drives for 10 blocks
before he pulls over.
:06:52
Plates run clean,
so I test and arrest.
:06:55
I'm belting in our unit,
and she's tossing his car.
:06:58
She shows me a .38
and two loaded shotguns.