:16:02
which is more meaningful, I think.
:16:04
If there's anything that this
horrible tragedy can teach us...
:16:08
it's that a male model's life
is a precious, precious commodity.
:16:12
Just because we have chiseled abs...
:16:16
and stunning features...
:16:18
it doesn't mean that we can't die
in a freak gasoline fight accident.
:16:23
So today, ladies and gentlemen,
I'd like to take this opportunity...
:16:27
to announce my retire...
:16:38
Hansel.
He's so hot right now.
:16:42
I would like to take this oppor...
:16:45
People!
:16:47
I'd like to announce my retirement
from the male modeling profession.
:16:52
What?
:16:54
I'm pretty sure there's a lot more
to life than being good-looking.
:16:58
And I plan on finding out
what that is. Thank you.
:17:01
Mr. Mugatu! Mr. Mugatu!
:17:03
If I could just have
a moment of your time, please, sir.
:17:06
Just one minute of your time,
please, sir!
:17:11
- What do you want?
- I'm trying to talk to Mugatu...
:17:15
but he's tougher to get to
than the president.
:17:17
Oh, I thought you were gonna tell me
what a bad "eugoogolizer" I am.
:17:20
A what?
:17:22
A "eugoogolizer"'
One who speaks at funerals.
:17:27
Or did you think I'd be too stupid
to know what a "eugoogoly" was?
:17:31
How could you have written
those terrible things about me?
:17:34
Derek, my editor
put that headline on it, okay?
:17:36
I'm sorry. I know
it came off kind of harsh.
:17:39
Yeah, well, fortunately foryou,
not too many people I know...
:17:41
read your little Time magazine,
or whatever it's called.
:17:44
Look, maybe you could do me a favor.
:17:46
All I'm trying to do is get some
background information on Mugatu.
:17:49
Mugatu? If you knew anything...
:17:51
you know Mugatu's the one designer
who's never hired me.
:17:55
Come on. There's gotta be...
:17:56
Sorry, lady. Not interested.
:17:57
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got
an after funeral party to attend.