:17:01
Mr. Mugatu! Mr. Mugatu!
:17:03
If I could just have
a moment of your time, please, sir.
:17:06
Just one minute of your time,
please, sir!
:17:11
- What do you want?
- I'm trying to talk to Mugatu...
:17:15
but he's tougher to get to
than the president.
:17:17
Oh, I thought you were gonna tell me
what a bad "eugoogolizer" I am.
:17:20
A what?
:17:22
A "eugoogolizer"'
One who speaks at funerals.
:17:27
Or did you think I'd be too stupid
to know what a "eugoogoly" was?
:17:31
How could you have written
those terrible things about me?
:17:34
Derek, my editor
put that headline on it, okay?
:17:36
I'm sorry. I know
it came off kind of harsh.
:17:39
Yeah, well, fortunately foryou,
not too many people I know...
:17:41
read your little Time magazine,
or whatever it's called.
:17:44
Look, maybe you could do me a favor.
:17:46
All I'm trying to do is get some
background information on Mugatu.
:17:49
Mugatu? If you knew anything...
:17:51
you know Mugatu's the one designer
who's never hired me.
:17:55
Come on. There's gotta be...
:17:56
Sorry, lady. Not interested.
:17:57
Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got
an after funeral party to attend.
:18:05
Go back home?
You're overreacting...
:18:07
I want to do something meaningful
with my life, Maury...
:18:09
I have deeper thoughts on my mind.
:18:12
The other day, I was thinking
about volunteering...
:18:14
to help teach underprivileged
children to learn how to read.
:18:17
Just thinking about it was the most
rewarding experience I've ever had.
:18:20
Derek, I don't think you're cut out
for that kind of thing.
:18:22
I mean, maybe I could even have
my own institute.
:18:24
We could call it the Derek Zoolander
Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good.
:18:30
What about us?
We built this place together.
:18:32
Look out! Tushy squeeze!
:18:36
When I met you,
you were a junior petite...
:18:38
who couldn't book
a goddamn Sears catalog...
:18:40
and who couldn't turn left
to save his ass.
:18:42
- Now look at you.
- I can turn left!
:18:44
Yeah, right.
:18:46
Please. Some male models go left
at the end of a runway...
:18:48
others go right.
:18:50
You got a lot of gifts, but hanging
a louie just isn't one of them.
:18:53
Sit down!
:18:56
Hey, you want to hear
some great news?