:54:01
Let us make it easy on you.
:54:04
Can I ask you one question?
:54:07
Sure.
:54:13
When you have your dick
in his mouth,
:54:16
does he just keep talking
like that?
:54:20
'Cause it seems to me
he just never shuts up,
:54:22
and I'm --
I'm just curious --
:54:24
does that --
does that get annoying?
:54:26
You know, you're fucking a guy
in the mouth,
:54:28
-
:54:32
Look here,
you vanilla motherfucker.
:54:34
When you're upstate
taking it in the culo
:54:39
by a bunch of guys
calling you Shirley,
:54:41
you'll only have yourself
and Governor Rockefeller
:54:44
to thank for the privilege.
:54:46
Let's get the hell out of here.
:54:49
Tell the U.S. attorney
we got a hard-ass.
:55:02
You need a girlfriend.
:55:05
- I need a girlfriend?
- Yeah.
:55:07
Wait a minute.
:55:09
When was the last time
you had a girlfriend?
:55:11
All right? When was
the last time you got laid?
:55:13
I've got prospects.
:55:14
- Yeah, you got prospects.
- I do.
:55:16
You know what?
:55:17
You're in the 62nd percentile
is what you are.
:55:21
- What is that?
- 62nd percentile?
:55:23
- Yeah.
- That's where you rate.
:55:25
All the bachelors in New York,
we're all competing
:55:27
for the same women --
well, the straight bachelors.
:55:29
And I'm in
the 62nd percentile?
:55:31
- Yes, sir.
- So in other words,
:55:32
I'm better than 62%
of the New York bachelors.
:55:35
You're rated higher
than them, yeah.
:55:36
But worse than what, 38%?
:55:39
37. No 100 percentile.
:55:40
How'd you come up with 62?
:55:42
There's a whole science
to figuring it out.
:55:45
There's a science
to figuring it out?
:55:46
That sounds very scientific.
:55:48
And if I may inquire,
what's your rating?
:55:50
- Funny you should ask.
- Hmm.
:55:51
Because I happen to fall
right in the 99 percentile.
:55:54
Of course.
:55:56
Who came up with the ratings?
:55:59
I did.