:08:04
Hello, Henry.
Now, we're all professionals here.
:08:07
You've all been working on your
characters, each with his own slant.
:08:11
We have to keep in mind
this is a gang comedy.
:08:14
It's funny to the extent the gang
is funny. Like an athletic team.
:08:17
A great quarterback
without his offensive line...
:08:20
...ain't gonna complete a pass.
:08:21
Did you hear about the
Greek quarterback...
:08:24
...who hated to leave
his buddies behind?
:08:27
I think we get the point.
:08:29
Let's pick up with Klink and Hogan.
:08:32
The great disciplinarian...
:08:35
...knows when to reward
and when to punish.
:08:39
Now, my leniency
is a legend, right?
:08:43
Wrong. You've got a reputation
to uphold, colonel.
:08:46
You know that. I mean,
you're running the most brutal...
:08:49
...prison camp in all of Germany!
:08:51
Okay.
:08:52
Let's back up.
Bob, don't try so hard.
:08:55
You're the hero of the show.
It's named after you.
:08:58
And heroes don't try and be
heroes, they simply are. Okay?
:09:02
Let's do it again. Same place.
:09:04
The great disciplinarian knows...
:09:07
- when to reward and when to punish.
Now, my leniency is a legend, right?
:09:11
- Wrong.
- What do you mean?
:09:13
You've got a reputation
to uphold, colonel.
:09:15
You are running the most brutal
prison camp in all of Germany.
:09:18
- I am?
- In the world! You're ranked third...
:09:21
...behind Devil's Island and Alcatraz.
- Good.
:09:23
And you're the toughest
Kommandant.
:09:25
In the last war it was "Kill the Kaiser."
Today it's "Kill Klink."
:09:29
"Kill Klink." I like that.
:09:48
Mel Rosen. I do a little radio show
out of the Quad Cities.
:09:51
I've actually heard
good things about that.
:09:54
- Coming from you, that's high praise.
- You gotta give me a tape for that.
:09:57
- Something to drink?
- A grapefruit juice.
:09:59
- With vodka?
- No, straight. Last of the straight men.