:09:02
Let's do it again. Same place.
:09:04
The great disciplinarian knows...
:09:07
- when to reward and when to punish.
Now, my leniency is a legend, right?
:09:11
- Wrong.
- What do you mean?
:09:13
You've got a reputation
to uphold, colonel.
:09:15
You are running the most brutal
prison camp in all of Germany.
:09:18
- I am?
- In the world! You're ranked third...
:09:21
...behind Devil's Island and Alcatraz.
- Good.
:09:23
And you're the toughest
Kommandant.
:09:25
In the last war it was "Kill the Kaiser."
Today it's "Kill Klink."
:09:29
"Kill Klink." I like that.
:09:48
Mel Rosen. I do a little radio show
out of the Quad Cities.
:09:51
I've actually heard
good things about that.
:09:54
- Coming from you, that's high praise.
- You gotta give me a tape for that.
:09:57
- Something to drink?
- A grapefruit juice.
:09:59
- With vodka?
- No, straight. Last of the straight men.
:10:03
I'll have another Tom Collins.
:10:05
Doing a show on the new TV season.
Never pass up one of these junkets.
:10:09
- Well, I'm with you there.
- So this new show...
:10:12
I loved you on Donna Reed,
by the way.
:10:14
It's set in a concentration camp.
A comedy?
:10:17
Prisoner of war camp.
:10:18
Yeah, it's got all your typical comedy
elements: Gestapo, police dogs.
:10:23
So I guess if you
liked World War II...
:10:25
...you're gonna love Hogan's Heroes.
:10:30
- No, let's not...
- Actually, I got what I want.
:10:35
Mel, what...?
I thought you were a fellow entertainer.
:10:38
I'm also a Jew.
:10:41
It's the same thing.
:10:57
Thank you.
:10:58
Are one of those for me?