1:16:01
...a letter from the pope,
says, "lf I sleep with you...
1:16:04
...my boyfriend won't come after you."
Know what I mean?
1:16:07
- I talked to Nick Murphy in Houston.
- Yeah, how'd that go?
1:16:10
We're all set for Monday night with the
swinging thing. You know, it's strange.
1:16:15
Dallas is a great town for babes.
1:16:18
But for swinging, nothing.
1:16:21
You know what's a great city for
dominance? Atlanta. Don't ask me why.
1:16:25
I made this for you.
1:16:32
That's good.
1:16:36
Simply scrumptious!
1:16:47
It's not very nice to try
and trick Mother Nature.
1:16:51
That's not funny, Bob.
1:16:52
Carp, come on!
1:16:56
Don't tell me funny. I know funny...
1:16:58
...and that's funny!
- No, it's not.
1:17:00
It's fucking Laugh-In!
That's Rowan and Martin.
1:17:04
- After all I've done for you.
- What do you mean?
1:17:07
The equipment,
coming when you called...
1:17:09
...running errands,
setting up the swinging parties...
1:17:12
Do you hear yourself? What are
you...? All you've done for me?
1:17:16
What are you talking about? How the
fuck do you think you get these broads?
1:17:20
You think you show up and say,
"Hey, I'm John Carpenter. Fuck me."
1:17:26
They're with you because of me. They
don't want you, they want Bob Crane.
1:17:30
So if you don't mind, please lay off
the "all I've done for you" speech.
1:17:53
- Mr. Crane?
- Oh, yeah!
1:17:55
- Hey, Mr. Crane!
- Do you want an autograph?