1:17:00
It's fucking Laugh-In!
That's Rowan and Martin.
1:17:04
- After all I've done for you.
- What do you mean?
1:17:07
The equipment,
coming when you called...
1:17:09
...running errands,
setting up the swinging parties...
1:17:12
Do you hear yourself? What are
you...? All you've done for me?
1:17:16
What are you talking about? How the
fuck do you think you get these broads?
1:17:20
You think you show up and say,
"Hey, I'm John Carpenter. Fuck me."
1:17:26
They're with you because of me. They
don't want you, they want Bob Crane.
1:17:30
So if you don't mind, please lay off
the "all I've done for you" speech.
1:17:53
- Mr. Crane?
- Oh, yeah!
1:17:55
- Hey, Mr. Crane!
- Do you want an autograph?
1:18:00
You've been served.
1:18:06
Welcome to Celebrity Cooks.
My name is Bruno Gerussi.
1:18:11
Today we'll be cooking with Colonel
Hogan himself, Mr. Bob Crane!
1:18:22
Thanks, Bruno.
It's a pleasure to be here.
1:18:25
Wonderful to see you.
Now, what has Hogan been up to?
1:18:30
Pretty much the same old thing. Still
trying to pull the wool over Klink's eyes.
1:18:35
And trying to get into Hilda's pants.
1:18:37
Actually, I did get into her pants,
I married her. But...
1:18:40
Now she's divorcing me,
so that's not worked out.
1:18:45
But I will be next month
in Long Beach...
1:18:47
...performing a show called
Beginner's Luck.
1:18:50
Wonderful! So, Bob, what recipe
have you brought us today?
1:18:54
lt is a pasta dish.
1:18:58
With chicken and fettuccine,
they tell me.