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1:17:00
It's fucking Laugh-In!
That's Rowan and Martin.

1:17:04
- After all I've done for you.
- What do you mean?

1:17:07
The equipment,
coming when you called...

1:17:09
...running errands,
setting up the swinging parties...

1:17:12
Do you hear yourself? What are
you...? All you've done for me?

1:17:16
What are you talking about? How the
fuck do you think you get these broads?

1:17:20
You think you show up and say,
"Hey, I'm John Carpenter. Fuck me."

1:17:26
They're with you because of me. They
don't want you, they want Bob Crane.

1:17:30
So if you don't mind, please lay off
the "all I've done for you" speech.

1:17:53
- Mr. Crane?
- Oh, yeah!

1:17:55
- Hey, Mr. Crane!
- Do you want an autograph?

1:18:00
You've been served.
1:18:06
Welcome to Celebrity Cooks.
My name is Bruno Gerussi.

1:18:11
Today we'll be cooking with Colonel
Hogan himself, Mr. Bob Crane!

1:18:22
Thanks, Bruno.
It's a pleasure to be here.

1:18:25
Wonderful to see you.
Now, what has Hogan been up to?

1:18:30
Pretty much the same old thing. Still
trying to pull the wool over Klink's eyes.

1:18:35
And trying to get into Hilda's pants.
1:18:37
Actually, I did get into her pants,
I married her. But...

1:18:40
Now she's divorcing me,
so that's not worked out.

1:18:45
But I will be next month
in Long Beach...

1:18:47
...performing a show called
Beginner's Luck.

1:18:50
Wonderful! So, Bob, what recipe
have you brought us today?

1:18:54
lt is a pasta dish.
1:18:58
With chicken and fettuccine,
they tell me.


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