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Are these details
really necessary?
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The more the better.
The most important thing
:28:07
is for you to follow certain
rules on the first date.
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-It sounds like war.
-It is.
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Women have forgotten
how to win a man.
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For instance,
don't date during your period.
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No woman feels sexy and no
amount of makeup is enough.
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Wear a suit with vivid colors.
Orange, turquoise blue. . .
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Mammals are attracted
to strong colors.
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Mammals like suits?
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I'm saying that so
you won't wear tight clothes.
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Insinuate, don't flash.
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Don't wear
any animal patterns.
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Arrive five minutes
after him.
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Absolutely no sex on
the first date. Want some?
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Never talk about female
superiority on the first fight.
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Only talk about children
after the ring is on your finger.
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Remember: ugly women don't
exist, only poorly produced ones.
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Seem aloof, never stare
at him too long.
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Pretend you like
the restaurant's decor.
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And most important,
be witty, be funny.
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One thing bothers me.
I don't like blind dates.
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We also throw parties,
have dinners, picnics
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with very classy people.
For customers who prefer
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to meet in more
conventional ways.
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Me, conventional?
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I'll make an exception,
because I like you.
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We have a party tonight.
Why don't you come?