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Never talk about female
superiority on the first fight.
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Only talk about children
after the ring is on your finger.
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Remember: ugly women don't
exist, only poorly produced ones.
:29:16
Seem aloof, never stare
at him too long.
:29:21
Pretend you like
the restaurant's decor.
:29:25
And most important,
be witty, be funny.
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One thing bothers me.
I don't like blind dates.
:29:35
We also throw parties,
have dinners, picnics
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with very classy people.
For customers who prefer
:29:43
to meet in more
conventional ways.
:29:46
Me, conventional?
:29:48
I'll make an exception,
because I like you.
:29:54
We have a party tonight.
Why don't you come?
:30:01
Give me the address.
The Happy Fatty pizza parlor?
:30:07
I haven't had any dates!
:30:10
You've been in the agency
for a year.
:30:14
But it's just a matter
of time.
:30:16
The ideal woman will show up
when you least expect it.
:30:22
Here, Laura.
:30:31
Hi, I just dropped by.
:30:34
Oswaldo, meet Laura,
our latest associate.
:30:37
Pretty, isn't she?
:30:39
Oswaldo is a sales manager
at a drugstore chain.
:30:43
I can get you any medicine
you want. No prescriptions.
:30:49
Thanks, but I'm
not sick yet.
:30:53
I have to go. I have
another 3 parties to go to.
:30:58
Stay a while. We have
interesting men here.