:45:01
You know, Gran, I dated a guy
from the Honeymoon agency.
:45:06
Did you follow the rules?
:45:09
Sort of. He's nice,
has an honest face.
:45:15
But it's a bit scary.
He is very different from me.
:45:19
You can't be so choosy.
Hasn't it been a year. . .
:45:25
Almost, but you should
have seen him. A total Arab.
:45:33
Studied very little, then
went to work with dates.
:45:37
-What do I do with dates?
-A pie. I have a great recipe.
:45:45
Don't you know Arabs
are great lovers?
:45:50
-Really?
-Just kidding.
:45:52
Everybody is the same.
:45:55
After a while you notice
his irritating habits.
:45:59
After a year, everything that
was magic turns into annoyance.
:46:04
Which means the perfect man
does not exist.
:46:09
Of course he does. If you
lived in another country
:46:13
you'd find him there. Since you
don't, you gotta find him here.
:46:19
I'll have to lower
my standards.
:46:21
Women always want
the perfect man.
:46:26
They don't see what's
around them.
:46:29
Goddammit, the painter
stained my floor.
:46:39
Stop wondering if
he's your dream man.
:46:45
Close your eyes and go.
What will be, will be.
:46:59
Do you want to kill me?
Spit it out.