:08:04
Watch the shoes!
Watch the shoes!
:08:09
Man! If you only knew
the kind of day I've had!
:08:12
Yeah, it must be really,
really tough to be 1 1.
:08:15
I'm actually 1 4.
Oh, my mistake.
:08:23
Jason Shepherd.
:08:26
Marty Wolf.
:08:32
Famous Hollywood producer.
:08:36
[ Scoffs ] I'm in town
shooting my new picture.
:08:39
Oh, yeah, you're that guy.
:08:41
Dude, no offense, but you have made
some stinkers in the last few years.
:08:46
- Yeah, well, everyone
has a dry spell, Ebert.
- It's Jason.
:08:50
Trust me. All it takes is one hit
to get you back on top.
:08:53
Yeah, that's what I'm counting on
with this story I'm handing in.
:08:55
Oh, really?. Why don'tyou
tell me more about that?.
:08:58
I tried to get out of it,
but my teacher busted me.
:09:00
What'd you go with,
dog ate your homework?.
:09:02
- No. Dad choked on a meatball.
- And you spent all night with him in the E.R.?
:09:07
Yeah.
:09:08
Your teacher called the old man to confirm,
you imitated his voice on the cell phone?.
:09:11
Yeah, pretty much.
:09:14
All right, listen and learn, short stack.
Here's where you went wrong.
:09:17
You should've forged the doctor's note,
made your dad your sister...
:09:19
and changed the meatball
into a chicken wing.
:09:21
It's much easier to swallow
if you G.M.D...which means "Get my drift."
:09:25
Wow. You're good.
:09:27
No, no, no. I'm the best.
:09:29
- Here we are.
- All right, God bless you,Jared.
:09:32
- It's Jason.
- And it always will be.
:09:35
Keep practicing those lies,Jiminy.
:09:38
'Cause you can take it from me.
The truth?. It's overrated.
:09:43
Now get out!
:09:45
I got a movie to produce!
:09:50
Thanks for the ride, gentlemen.
:09:51
Ciao.
:09:55
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