:09:00
What'd you go with,
dog ate your homework?.
:09:02
- No. Dad choked on a meatball.
- And you spent all night with him in the E.R.?
:09:07
Yeah.
:09:08
Your teacher called the old man to confirm,
you imitated his voice on the cell phone?.
:09:11
Yeah, pretty much.
:09:14
All right, listen and learn, short stack.
Here's where you went wrong.
:09:17
You should've forged the doctor's note,
made your dad your sister...
:09:19
and changed the meatball
into a chicken wing.
:09:21
It's much easier to swallow
if you G.M.D...which means "Get my drift."
:09:25
Wow. You're good.
:09:27
No, no, no. I'm the best.
:09:29
- Here we are.
- All right, God bless you,Jared.
:09:32
- It's Jason.
- And it always will be.
:09:35
Keep practicing those lies,Jiminy.
:09:38
'Cause you can take it from me.
The truth?. It's overrated.
:09:43
Now get out!
:09:45
I got a movie to produce!
:09:50
Thanks for the ride, gentlemen.
:09:51
Ciao.
:09:55
Hey-o! You left--
:10:04
- Back to the set, sir?.
- Yeah. Double-time it, driver.
:10:13
Listen, Whitaker,
I'm noty our sister, I'm not your girlfriend,
:10:17
and I'm not your priest.
[ Clucking]
:10:19
So if you wanna remain my partner,
I've got two words for you.
:10:22
Shut the heck up!
You talkway too much!
:10:26
Can we cut?. Can we--
[ Coughing ]
:10:29
'Cause this ain't working
for me at all.
:10:32
What do you think you're doing?.
Fumigating me in here?.
:10:34
Move!
Moving.
:10:37
Why did you call cut?. I did not
tell you to stop acting, Urkel.
:10:41
Wolf, how many times
have I told you not to call me Urkel?.
:10:45
My name is Jaleel White, okay?.
:10:48
Urkel was a character
I played when I was a child.
:10:52
Okay,Jaleel.
Hey, what's the problem?.
:10:55
Wanna know the problem?.
Yeah.
:10:58
I'm getting nothing
from the chicken,
that's the problem.