:56:12
...And finally, a St. Albans
bank clerk is on the run today
:56:15
after stealing &90,000 in broad
daylight from his own branch.
:56:19
John Buckingham,
who lived alone
:56:21
and had been with the branch
for over 10 years,
:56:23
was described by bosses
as a "workhorse."
:56:26
Now police are on the lookout
for a bright orange...
:56:29
Oh, Jesus.
:56:32
We'd better get off
this motorway.
:56:35
-- You got your passport?
-- Yes.
:56:38
-- When's your flight?
-- It's tomorrow.
:56:55
I want you to know --
I appreciate this.
:57:02
I'm sorry you're a fugitive
from justice.
:57:15
John --
:57:16
So when you were
a little girl, you know,
:57:19
running around Russia
with your binoculars on,
:57:21
did you think,
:57:23
"When I grow up,
I want to fuck loads
of strange men,
:57:26
"steal their homes, jobs,
and their dignity,
:57:29
"but what I really
want to do
:57:31
"is I want to end up
on my own, flat-broke,
knocked up, bun in the oven,
:57:35
back to Moscow
on an Aeroflot"?
:57:36
So tell me, John...
:57:38
did you say,
"When I grow up,
:57:40
"what I want is
to still be in this town,
:57:42
"in this job that I hate,
in a house with ants,
:57:45
"and a big bag
of pornography,
:57:47
"and then I'm going to send off
to Russia for a wife,
:57:49
and she will fall in love
with me"?
:57:52
What did you expect,
John?
:57:53
What did you really
expect to happen?