Birthday Girl
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I'm sorry you're a fugitive
from justice.

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John --
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So when you were
a little girl, you know,

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running around Russia
with your binoculars on,

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did you think,
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"When I grow up,
I want to fuck loads
of strange men,

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"steal their homes, jobs,
and their dignity,

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"but what I really
want to do

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"is I want to end up
on my own, flat-broke,
knocked up, bun in the oven,

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back to Moscow
on an Aeroflot"?

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So tell me, John...
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did you say,
"When I grow up,

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"what I want is
to still be in this town,

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"in this job that I hate,
in a house with ants,

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"and a big bag
of pornography,

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"and then I'm going to send off
to Russia for a wife,

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and she will fall in love
with me"?

:57:52
What did you expect,
John?

:57:53
What did you really
expect to happen?

:58:12
Hey, John, they're looking
for this car.

:58:16
This is not
a very good plan.


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