:01:01
And it was pretty much like
any other morning in America.
:01:05
The farmer did his chores,
:01:09
the milkman
made his deliveries,
:01:12
the president bombed
another country
:01:14
whose name
we couldn't pronounce.
:01:16
Out in Fargo, North Dakota,
:01:18
Carry McWilliams
went on his morning walk.
:01:22
Back in Michigan, Mrs. Hughes
welcomed her students
:01:25
for another day of school.
:01:27
And out in a little town
in Colorado,
:01:30
two boys went bowling
:01:31
at six in the morning.
:01:34
Yes, it was a typical day
in the United States
:01:36
of America.
:01:41
- Can I help you?
- Uh, yeah,
:01:44
I'm here to open up an account.
:01:46
- Okay, what type of account
would you like?
:01:48
- Um, I want the account where
I can, uh, get the free gun.
:01:51
- Okay.
:01:53
- I'd spotted an ad
in the local Michigan paper
:01:55
that said if you opened an
account at North Country Bank,
:01:58
the bank would give you a gun.
- You do a CD
:02:00
and we'll hand you a gun.
:02:02
We have a whole brochure here
that you can look at.
:02:06
Once we do the background check
and everything,
:02:08
it's yours to go.
- Okay. Well, all right,
:02:11
well, that's the account
I'd like to open.
:02:13
We have a vault, which
at all times we keep at least
:02:16
500 firearms.
- Five-hundred of these,
:02:18
you have in your vault?
- In our vault.
:02:20
- Wow.
:02:21
- We have to do
a background check.
:02:23
- At the bank here?
- At the bank,
:02:25
which we are a licensed
firearm dealer.
:02:27
- Oh, you are? You're a bank
and a licensed firearm dealer.
:02:29
What do I put for "race"?
White or Caucasian or...?
:02:32
- Caucasian.
- Caucasian.
:02:34
- I knew you were gonna make me
spell the... Cau-ca-sian.
:02:39
Is that right?
- Yes.
:02:42
I don't think that's the part
they're gonna be worried about.
:02:46
"Have you ever been adjudicated
mentally defective
:02:48
or have you ever been committed
to a mental institution?"
:02:51
I've never been committed
to a mental institution.
:02:53
What does that mean,
:02:54
"Have I ever been adjudicated
mentally defective"?
:02:57
- It would be something
involved with a crime.
:02:59
So if I'm just normally mentally
defective but not criminal...