Bubba Ho-tep
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Not even like I needed it
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Damn. This here Jack was a nut
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Maybe I was nuts. Too
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but there was
an adventure goin' on

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It's in here.
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In here.
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That's it?
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We're investigating a scuttling in the hall,
trying to figure out who attacked you,

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and you bring me here to look
at stick pictures on the shit house wall?

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Look close.
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It's Egyptian.
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Right-a-reen-o.
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Hey, you're not as stupid
as some folks made you out.

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- Thank you.
- Now, I copied this down yesterday.

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I came in here to take a shit because
they hadn't cleaned up my bathroom.

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Saw that on the wall,
took it back to my room,

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looked it up in my books,
and I wrote it all down.

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Now, this top line
translates roughly into,

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"Pharaoh gobbles donkey goobers."
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And the bottom line,
"Cleopatra does the nasty."

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Say what?
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Well, pretty much.
That's the best I can translate it.

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All right, so, one of the nuts in here...
present company excluded...

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thinks he's Tutankhamen,
comes in here, writes hieroglyphics.

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Big deal! What's the connection?
Why are we standin' here in the toilet?

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Well, I don't know what
the connection is, exactly... not yet.

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But that thing
caught me asleep last night.

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And I came awake just in time.
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He had me on the floor.
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I had his mouth over my asshole.

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