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Hey, you're not as stupid
as some folks made you out.
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- Thank you.
- Now, I copied this down yesterday.
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I came in here to take a shit because
they hadn't cleaned up my bathroom.
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Saw that on the wall,
took it back to my room,
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looked it up in my books,
and I wrote it all down.
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Now, this top line
translates roughly into,
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"Pharaoh gobbles donkey goobers."
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And the bottom line,
"Cleopatra does the nasty."
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Say what?
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Well, pretty much.
That's the best I can translate it.
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All right, so, one of the nuts in here...
present company excluded...
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thinks he's Tutankhamen,
comes in here, writes hieroglyphics.
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Big deal! What's the connection?
Why are we standin' here in the toilet?
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Well, I don't know what
the connection is, exactly... not yet.
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But that thing
caught me asleep last night.
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And I came awake just in time.
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He had me on the floor.
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I had his mouth over my asshole.
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A shit-eater?
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I don't think so.
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He was after my soul.
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Now, you can get that out of any
major orifice of a person's body.
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I read about it.
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Yeah? Where, man? Hustler?
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The Everyday Man Or Woman's
Book of the Soul by David Webb.
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And they got pretty good
movie reviews in there
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about stolen soul movies
in the back.
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Come on. I'll show you.