:33:03
Your ad intrigued me, souJ mate.
:33:04
A JittJe about myseJf:
I Jove dressing up and getting down.
:33:08
I'm a waJking contradiction...
:33:10
...open-minded, yet Jactose intoJerant.
:33:12
And I yearn for someone
who enjoys big surprises.
:33:15
CaJJ me.
:33:31
If you'd Jike to make a caJJ,
pJease hang up and try again.
:34:00
HeJJo, David.
I've been waiting for your caJJ...
:34:03
...ever since I saw you
in that Mexican restaurant.
:34:05
I've fantasised about us.
:34:07
- Our bodies entwined and covered in saJsa.
- Salsa!
:34:12
We're destined to be together, David.
:34:15
- It's just like...
- Chips and salsa.
:34:18
That's right.
:34:21
And now... That's my other line. Hold on.
:34:25
- HeJJo.
- David, it's Mike. You there? Pick up.
:34:31
Come on, pick up, David.
This is important.
:34:36
- Mike.
- David, it's happened to me.
:34:39
Congratulations.
Look, I'm really not feeling very...
:34:42
No! Listen, David.
:34:44
I'm lying naked, in a strange bed...
:34:48
...staring at the most beautiful woman...
:34:50
...I have ever seen in my entire life.
:34:53
Tell her I said, "Hi."
I've really got to go now.
:34:56
She's not here.
I'm looking at her picture, okay?