:47:01
- I just wish it were simpler.
- Simpler?
:47:04
I'm offering you a job in New York
doing what you love doing.
:47:07
I know. And it's a dream come true.
:47:10
Dreams don't come true very often.
:47:15
Maybe it's not supposed to be simple.
:47:28
Bellissimo. Magnifico.
:47:33
Mike, it's me. Where you been, man?
:47:35
I haven't heard from you since
you met your true Jove.
:47:38
I've reaJJy got to taJk to you.
:47:39
So why don't you just pick up the phone
and give me a caJJ between orgasms, okay?
:48:18
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:48:34
HeJJo. I'm Tim Chadway...
:48:36
...President of United HomosexuaJ
Headquarters.
:48:38
My buddies caJJ me Timbo.
:48:40
You know, Jike miJJions of Americans...
:48:42
...you're probabJy wondering just
how gay are you?
:48:45
That's an important question.
:48:46
But, come on,
the answer is pretty obvious, isn't it?
:48:50
Face it, chief.
:48:52
If you're watching me now,
you are pretty damn gay.
:48:56
But that's okay.
:48:57
Because, you see,
here at the Headquarters...