Buying the Cow
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From the makers of the hit videos,
Are You Gay? ...

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...and So You Think You're Gay...
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...United HomosexuaJ Headquarters
presents...

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...Just How Gay Are You?
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HeJJo. I'm Tim Chadway...
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...President of United HomosexuaJ
Headquarters.

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My buddies caJJ me Timbo.
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You know, Jike miJJions of Americans...
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...you're probabJy wondering just
how gay are you?

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That's an important question.
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But, come on,
the answer is pretty obvious, isn't it?

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Face it, chief.
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If you're watching me now,
you are pretty damn gay.

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But that's okay.
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Because, you see,
here at the Headquarters...

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...we speciaJise in making your
journey out of the cJoset...

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...as smooth as possibJe.
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From our handy Gay Pride Starter Kit...
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...to those convenient,
"I'm here, I'm queer...

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"...stop by sometime for a beer"
change-of-sexuaJ-orientation post cards...

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...you'JJ be out and about in no time.
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Your famiJy and friends wiJJ admire you...
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...for your abiJity to make that transition
with styJe and fJair.

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- I still can't believe it.
- Why don't you just call her?

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You don't even know for sure
what's going on.

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If she wants to talk, she can give me a call.
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I'm done sitting around like a sucker.
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- You got to stop being hard on yourself.
- Mike was right.

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If I'm gonna make an informed decision,
it's time I started getting busy.

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Wait a minute. What's this bar
that Mike wants us to meet him at?

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"The Cock Pit."
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You might want to wait till tomorrow night
to start getting busy.

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Why is that?

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