:49:00
...we speciaJise in making your
journey out of the cJoset...
:49:02
...as smooth as possibJe.
:49:04
From our handy Gay Pride Starter Kit...
:49:07
...to those convenient,
"I'm here, I'm queer...
:49:09
"...stop by sometime for a beer"
change-of-sexuaJ-orientation post cards...
:49:14
...you'JJ be out and about in no time.
:49:16
Your famiJy and friends wiJJ admire you...
:49:18
...for your abiJity to make that transition
with styJe and fJair.
:49:32
- I still can't believe it.
- Why don't you just call her?
:49:35
You don't even know for sure
what's going on.
:49:37
If she wants to talk, she can give me a call.
:49:39
I'm done sitting around like a sucker.
:49:41
- You got to stop being hard on yourself.
- Mike was right.
:49:43
If I'm gonna make an informed decision,
it's time I started getting busy.
:49:48
Wait a minute. What's this bar
that Mike wants us to meet him at?
:49:53
"The Cock Pit."
:49:55
You might want to wait till tomorrow night
to start getting busy.
:49:58
Why is that?
:50:02
Because tonight,
we're drinking in Boys' Town.
:50:05
A lot of guys claim they
practically knew it in the womb.
:50:08
Like something was wrong...
:50:09
...they felt different than all
the other fetuses.
:50:12
How did you figure it out?
:50:14
After a string of girlfriends...
:50:16
...a couple ex-wives,
and a Great Dane or two...
:50:18
...I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me."
:50:22
- Was that difficult for you?
- Sure.
:50:24
Most terrifying thing that you can do
is look inside yourself carefully, honestly.
:50:28
But you have to do it, Michael.
:50:30
And when I did,
it was a feeling that just hit me.
:50:34
A blinding realisation like pure truth.
:50:38
- Mike, what's up?
- Guys, hey! Sit down.
:50:43
- Are you aware that this is a...
- A gay bar?
:50:45
It's okay to say it. And yes, I know.
:50:48
But I like it, I think.
:50:52
I'm trying to, anyway.
Stanley! A beer for my friends, please.
:50:58
- I get it. I get it.
- You do?