:50:02
Because tonight,
we're drinking in Boys' Town.
:50:05
A lot of guys claim they
practically knew it in the womb.
:50:08
Like something was wrong...
:50:09
...they felt different than all
the other fetuses.
:50:12
How did you figure it out?
:50:14
After a string of girlfriends...
:50:16
...a couple ex-wives,
and a Great Dane or two...
:50:18
...I started thinking, "Hey, maybe it's me."
:50:22
- Was that difficult for you?
- Sure.
:50:24
Most terrifying thing that you can do
is look inside yourself carefully, honestly.
:50:28
But you have to do it, Michael.
:50:30
And when I did,
it was a feeling that just hit me.
:50:34
A blinding realisation like pure truth.
:50:38
- Mike, what's up?
- Guys, hey! Sit down.
:50:43
- Are you aware that this is a...
- A gay bar?
:50:45
It's okay to say it. And yes, I know.
:50:48
But I like it, I think.
:50:52
I'm trying to, anyway.
Stanley! A beer for my friends, please.
:50:58
- I get it. I get it.
- You do?
:51:00
He's trying to go the distance
with that chick he met at After Hours.
:51:03
Right. Avoiding places that
tempt you to stray...
:51:05
...off the gilded path of monogamy.
:51:07
I can't wait to meet this girl.
She must really be something.
:51:10
She didn't...
:51:13
...turn out to be the person
I thought she was.
:51:18
- Sorry, man.
- I'm sorry. She sounded different.
:51:22
Let's just drop it, okay?
:51:25
So what's up with this bar?
:51:28
This isn't really our kind of place.
:51:31
What do you mean?
It's got beer. It's got bar stools.
:51:35
- What more do you need, Jonesy?
- How about women?
:51:39
I'm shocked.
:51:40
I never would have pegged you two
as homophobes.
:51:43
What the hell do you guys have
against gay people, anyway?
:51:47
We've got nothing against gays.
Some of my best friends' friends are gay.
:51:51
That's right.