:13:01
- What are you?
- Jew.
:13:03
I had one of those once,
but he was Sephardic.
:13:06
[ Mispronounces ]
You look Ashke-nazi.
:13:08
- Ashkenazi.
- Right, Ashke-nazi.
:13:10
I haven't had one of those yet.
:13:13
You're romantic.
:13:15
Yeah. I just don't get
into all the bullshit...
:13:17
between cats and chicks.
:13:19
- I know what you mean.
- You know what I mean?
:13:21
Besides, you just give
your heart to one cat...
:13:23
and you get hurt.
:13:24
Don't I know it?
:13:31
PENNY:
We could ball if you want.
:13:34
[ Both laugh ]
:13:36
CHUCK: Whoa-ho-ho.
:13:39
That would be good.
:13:40
Yeah, but... ha ha ha!
:13:43
I'm here with Debbie.
It doesn't seem right.
:13:47
[ Laughing ]
:13:52
That's true.
I didn't think of that.
:13:57
Well, I'm going to bed.
It was nice meeting you.
:14:00
Hey, what's your name?
:14:03
I'm Penny.
:14:06
I'm Chuck.
:14:07
- Chuck Barris.
- Yeah.
:14:09
Yeah, you wrote
that Palisades song.
:14:11
- I really like that song.
- Oh, thanks.
:14:13
Yeah, it's real sentimental
bullshit.
:14:15
CHUCK: Oh, right.
:14:17
[ "Palisades Park" playing ]
:14:23
Last night
I took a walk after dark
:14:26
A swingin' place
called Palisades Park
:14:29
To have some fun
and see what I could see
:14:33
That's where
the girls are
:14:35
I took a ride
on the shoot-the-chute
:14:37
That girl I sat beside
was awful cute
:14:40
After it stopped,
she was holding hands with me
:14:45
My heart was flyin' up
:14:47
Like a rocket ship
:14:49
Down, like a roller coaster
:14:52
Back, like a loop-the-loop
:14:54
And around,
like a merry-go-round
:14:58
We ate and ate
at a hot dog stand