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OK?
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Thank you, Mr.Barris.
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I don't know if any of you
are aware of this...
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but it's a federal offense...
:36:32
to make lascivious remarks...
:36:35
on a television
network broadcast.
:36:41
The penalty...
:36:46
for this disgusting...
:36:51
un-American... behavior...
:36:56
is one year in prison...
:36:59
or a $10,000 fine...
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or both!
:37:06
Anyone...
:37:09
making a sick subversive
remark tonight...
:37:13
will be arrested immediately.
:37:15
I, then,
will personally escort...
:37:17
the offender
to federal prison...
:37:18
for booking
under edict number 364...
:37:21
of the Broadcasting Act
of 1963.
:37:25
And it's a long drive
to that prison, baby.
:37:29
Just you and me.
:37:32
No witnesses!
:37:52
CHUCK:
OK, have fun, everybody.
:37:54
All right.
:37:55
They gave everybody jackets
with their names on them...
:37:58
and when we got number one
ratings on Saturday nights...