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[ Ominous music continues ]
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[ Bagpipe music fades in ]
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- Hey, Chuck. I--
- Take it off.
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Who are you?
What's your name?
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[ Gong ]
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[ Audience applauds ]
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[ Incidental game show music ]
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Yeah...
that's the way it goes on TV.
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CHUCK: Get off the stage.
Go back to Scotland!
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Get yourself a Guinness
and some Lucky Charms.
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All right.
Ladies and gentlemen...
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the prince of puns...
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the wizard of whoopee!
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[ Applause ]
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The Unknown Comic!
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Hey, Chuckie, baby!
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Hey, Chuckie, baby,
I got a joke for you.
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- A joke.
- What?
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What's the difference
between toilet paper...
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and a shower curtain?
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- I don't know. What?
- Here's the guy!
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- Get off the stage.
- No, it's my turn, Chuckie.
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- Get off the stage.
- You're fucking crazy, man.
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Get the fuck out of here.
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Ladies and gentlemen...
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our next act-- Ha ha!
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First came...
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To us... all the way...
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Um... ha ha...
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Lord.
Crazy on coast-to-coast.
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Come on.