1:42:03
I have written pop songs.
1:42:05
I have been
a television producer.
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I am responsible
for polluting the air waves...
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with mind-numbing,
puerile entertainment.
1:42:17
In addition, I have murdered
33 human beings.
1:42:43
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE:
We have come here today...
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to join Penny Pacino
and Chuck Barris...
1:42:49
in holy matrimony.
1:42:51
You all know Chuck Barris...
1:42:53
creator of "The Dating Game,"
"The Newlywed Game,"
1:42:57
"The Family Game,"
1:42:59
"The Game Game,"
"Dream Girl of 1968,"
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"Operation: Entertainment,"
1:43:06
"How's Your Mother-in-law,"
and many others.
1:43:10
Chuck Barris, who most recently
brought us such hits...
1:43:14
as "The Rah-Rah Show,"
1:43:15
"The $1.98 Beauty Show,"
1:43:19
"The Gong Show."
1:43:21
Oh! Chuck Barris...
1:43:24
who I'm sure
will be back soon...
1:43:27
with even more shows that
will stimulate and educate...
1:43:32
and keep us on the edge
of our seats.
1:43:35
[ Bell tolls ]
1:43:43
[ Cheering ]