:03:01
I'm Rainbow-fucking-Randolph!
Kids love me!
:03:04
You have the right to remain silent.
If you give up....
:03:07
Corruption in Krinkleland?
:03:09
Rainbow Randolph busted by feds
in midtown Patsy's Bar.
:03:33
May I express that I am as shocked
and outraged by this as you.
:03:37
Save it, Stokes! We got nervous
sponsors and an angry public.
:03:42
-What are you gonna do?
-I've compiled a list of replacements--
:03:46
Clean replacements?
With background checks?
:03:49
Christ!
Where do you dig up these people?
:03:52
I can assure you
that this network cannot survive...
:03:56
...another Rainbow Randolph.
:03:58
Absolutely. It is my mission
to find a replacement.
:04:02
A performer of character and honor.
Most importantly--
:04:06
Squeaky-fucking-clean!
:04:10
Squeaky clean, sir.
:04:12
-Buggy Ding Dong?
-Heroin mule.
:04:14
-Square Dance Danny?
-Wife beater.
:04:16
-Princess Poppy?
-Don't bust my balls.
:04:20
-Skippy Black and the Trolls?
-Deported. And the Trolls....
:04:24
Who gives a shit? This is impossible.
I want to strangle Rainbow Randolph.
:04:29
Squeeze his neck
until his eyes pop out!
:04:32
Before fantasizing, let's save my ass.
:04:36
Sorry, Frank.
:04:37
Sheldon Mopes?
:04:39
Have we sunk to that level already?
Smoochy? What a sap!
:04:43
Sap's just the pill we need.
Get your feet off.
:04:46
He's a guy in a suit.
A foamy. Fabric stuffer.
:04:49
They all are. Marginal talents,
off-Broadway runoff--
:04:54
Last I heard, he's playing
hospitals and nursing homes.
:04:58
-He's bottom rung.
-This is the guy!