Death to Smoochy
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:04:02
A performer of character and honor.
Most importantly--

:04:06
Squeaky-fucking-clean!
:04:10
Squeaky clean, sir.
:04:12
-Buggy Ding Dong?
-Heroin mule.

:04:14
-Square Dance Danny?
-Wife beater.

:04:16
-Princess Poppy?
-Don't bust my balls.

:04:20
-Skippy Black and the Trolls?
-Deported. And the Trolls....

:04:24
Who gives a shit? This is impossible.
I want to strangle Rainbow Randolph.

:04:29
Squeeze his neck
until his eyes pop out!

:04:32
Before fantasizing, let's save my ass.
:04:36
Sorry, Frank.
:04:37
Sheldon Mopes?
:04:39
Have we sunk to that level already?
Smoochy? What a sap!

:04:43
Sap's just the pill we need.
Get your feet off.

:04:46
He's a guy in a suit.
A foamy. Fabric stuffer.

:04:49
They all are. Marginal talents,
off-Broadway runoff--

:04:54
Last I heard, he's playing
hospitals and nursing homes.

:04:58
-He's bottom rung.
-This is the guy!

:05:01
We can do better than Mopes.
He brings nothing to the table.

:05:05
Except ethics. Never a whiff of
controversy. He's a harmless cornball.

:05:10
-Don't make me.
-A bottle of syrup with legs!

:05:13
-Frank!
-Get me Smoochy!

:05:22
-Hello.
-Hi. This is Nora Wells--

:05:25
Just kidding. It's a machine.
Leave a message or catch an appearance.

:05:30
I'm opening the children's wing
at the library.

:05:33
Or catch me at the
methadone clinic.

:05:36
Remember,
you can't change the world...

:05:39
-...but you can make a dent.
-You bet.

:05:56
Thanks a lot, fellas. Ladies, yeah.
:05:59
Looking at the faces, I think it's
time to wrap things up.


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