Death to Smoochy
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:06:03
I'll close with a ditty.
You may recognize the tune.

:06:07
I took some liberties with the lyrics.
If you figure out the chorus, join in.

:06:16
We'll get you off that smack
Yes, we will

:06:19
We'll get you off that smack
Yes, we will

:06:23
We'll get you off that smack
We'll kick that monkey off your back

:06:28
And get your life on track
Yes, we will

:06:33
It's important to get
started now, though. You know why?

:06:39
Cause the smack can lead to crack
Yes, it can

:06:43
Carl, you know what
I'm talking about.

:06:47
Sing it with me now.
:06:49
Giving up that smack
Yes, we are

:06:54
Take it easy.
:06:56
Mr. Mopes?
:06:58
I saw your performance.
It was very spirited.

:07:02
Thank you very much.
:07:04
Sometimes I do a longer set, but...
:07:07
...once the evening meds kick in,
it's pretty much sleepytime.

:07:11
Tough to get a sing-along.
:07:13
At least you know the smack's
knocking them out and not your singing.

:07:18
God, I hope so.
:07:19
Can we talk for a minute?
:07:22
I'm happy to do this, but we have
trained counselors who can help you.

:07:27
You came on the H train?
:07:30
-Riding the horse? On the juice?
-No.

:07:33
It's sweet of you to assume so.
:07:35
I'm Nora Wells. I'm V.P.
of development for Kidnet.

:07:40
-You work for Kidnet?!
-Yeah.

:07:42
-Are you serious?
-Yeah...

:07:45
...as a heart attack.
:07:47
I'm glad I didn't know you were here.
That might have thrown me off.

:07:52
I was born November 11, 1970.
You know what else happened that day?

:07:57
The first Sesame Street.
:07:59
You wouldn't believe what it took
to get soy dogs here.


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