:16:01
Have them both. Good.
:16:03
-I like frosted. I like sweeter.
-Me too.
:16:07
As a kid I ate frosted.
Let's go the old-fashioned way....
:16:11
I want to tell you honestly,
I felt....
:16:14
Hey! Nora! Wait up.
:16:17
I thought that was a good meeting
today. We tackled some hot issues.
:16:22
I felt once or twice
my voice wasn't being heard.
:16:25
That's a conservative estimate.
:16:27
I want the show
to have weight. Substance.
:16:31
Silly songs, absolutely,
but with a message.
:16:34
Guess how many compositions
I have in the Smoochy songbook.
:16:38
-Do you sense my lack of interest?
-Over 300...
:16:41
...on subjects from vegetables to
the importance of donating plasma.
:16:45
I'm a valuable resource, Nora.
Use me--
:16:48
Okay, stop talking.
I'm gonna make this real easy for you.
:16:52
The only reason you're on TV is
because Rainbow Randolph is a scumbag.
:16:58
I didn't discover you.
I delivered you, like groceries.
:17:02
I got more emotional investment
in my nail polish.
:17:05
So don't peddle your sap to me.
:17:07
Your job is to smile
and nod your head.
:17:27
Look. I'm not literally comparing
Captain Kangaroo to Jesus Christ.
:17:32
I'm saying that the Captain,
like Christ...
:17:35
...was someone you could
really believe in.
:17:40
With those guys...
:17:41
...it wasn't about the bells and
whistles, it was all about the work.
:17:46
Especially Jesus.
I mean, forget about it.
:17:50
I never saw anybody get
buzzed on orange juice.
:17:54
I'll tell you a secret: Pop
a little liquid alfalfa in it...
:17:58
...it's blastoff time.