:40:01
-You raise money for hospitals.
-We've added a brick or two.
:40:06
There's talk that you're pulling out
of the ice show. True?
:40:10
I'm not "pulling out," because
I never agreed to do a show.
:40:14
Nor would I ever agree
to do a show and...
:40:17
...how is that your concern?
:40:19
The Parade of Hope has sponsored
every ice show since 1964.
:40:23
We take a little, everyone's happy.
:40:26
So let's not buck history!
:40:28
For the gazillionth time, I have
no interest in doing a show!
:40:32
If that's all, let me out
and we can say happy trails.
:40:36
Can I have the far corner?
:40:38
Tomorrow, Smoochy raises his baton
for Parade of Hope.
:40:42
Banquets, benefits, I want it all.
:40:46
You can pull over.
:40:51
As far as the ice show goes,
I suggest you shop for skates.
:41:01
This is unacceptable!
I'm calling the authorities!
:41:04
Don't. Rat on them and you'll
be lucky to find your toenails.
:41:09
They're the roughest charity.
:41:11
You haven't been listening!
:41:13
I was threatened by an organization
that's supposed to help children.
:41:18
-What kind of world is this?
-The real one.
:41:21
My advice? Consider the ice show
and stay healthy.
:41:26
Well, how do you like that?
:41:30
-Hi.
-What did I do now?
:41:32
Can I come in?
:41:34
Sure.
:41:36
-Everything okay?
-I'm drunk.
:41:39
Not that I want
to make you feel bad...
:41:42
...but with alcohol, you're
consuming empty calories.
:41:45
I came here to apologize.
:41:47
-Really?
-Yes.
:41:49
And on these rare occasions
when I feel the need to apologize...
:41:53
...it helps if I'm shitfaced.
:41:57
-I'm supposed to feel honored?
-I may have been harsh the other day.