Death to Smoochy
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This is unacceptable!
I'm calling the authorities!

:41:04
Don't. Rat on them and you'll
be lucky to find your toenails.

:41:09
They're the roughest charity.
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You haven't been listening!
:41:13
I was threatened by an organization
that's supposed to help children.

:41:18
-What kind of world is this?
-The real one.

:41:21
My advice? Consider the ice show
and stay healthy.

:41:26
Well, how do you like that?
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-Hi.
-What did I do now?

:41:32
Can I come in?
:41:34
Sure.
:41:36
-Everything okay?
-I'm drunk.

:41:39
Not that I want
to make you feel bad...

:41:42
...but with alcohol, you're
consuming empty calories.

:41:45
I came here to apologize.
:41:47
-Really?
-Yes.

:41:49
And on these rare occasions
when I feel the need to apologize...

:41:53
...it helps if I'm shitfaced.
:41:57
-I'm supposed to feel honored?
-I may have been harsh the other day.

:42:01
A little out of line.
:42:03
Don't worry. Last week you called me
a pasty-faced, no-talent hack.

:42:08
-You're not doing the ice show?
-No. Now I know what they're about.

:42:13
-Why didn't you tell me?
-I don't want to spoil all your fun.

:42:17
You get such a sparkly glow when you
berate me in front of everyone else.

:42:22
I may have become
a bit hardened over the years.

:42:26
I bet.
:42:27
Sincerity is an easy disguise.
It's hard to know who's on the level.

:42:33
That's true.
:42:35
I've been learning a lot
about that myself lately.

:42:40
"Sometimes light is really dark.
Sometimes crows can sing like larks."

:42:44
"Sometimes winter feels like spring.
Don't think you know everything."

:42:49
-Rickets the Hippo?
-You remember him?

:42:51
When I was a kid, he was
the one face I could trust.

:42:55
He was my inspiration
to work in kids TV.

:42:58
Me too! I took an anger management
class in college...


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