Death to Smoochy
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:43:02
...we had to name a person representing
love and patience. I named him.

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-He's the reason I created Smoochy!
-I don't believe this!

:43:11
When I tell people about Rickets,
they look at me weird.

:43:15
He was the best!
You remember the Klunky-Wunky?

:43:19
I did it for my first Holy Communion.
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-Get out! You did not!
-Yes!

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You? The whole, like....
:43:31
From me to you
:43:41
-I should go.
-Wait.

:43:45
-Stay a while. I got Rickets on tape.
-It's late.

:43:48
You sure? I got some fennel tea.
We can hang out.

:43:51
-You should get that. Bye.
-It's okay.

:43:56
I'll see you down at the store.
:44:01
-Hello?
-Mr. Mopes? I'm Benjamin McKnucklepeck.

:44:05
I'm calling from Parents for Decency
in Children's TV. Have you heard of us?

:44:10
No, but that's an issue close
to my heart. I was just talking to--

:44:15
Tomorrow we're having a banquet.
We'd be honored if you performed.

:44:19
We want to present a plaque to you
for your commitment to children's TV.

:44:25
The presenter will be a young orphan
with mild asthma. Can you attend?

:44:30
Yeah, I'd be happy to.
:44:31
That'd be great. See you then.
:44:34
I want to thank you for picking me up.
:44:37
No worries. A chance to have
Smoochy at our soirée...

:44:41
...I'd stick my willie in a nest of
funnelwebs if I had to.

:44:45
That sounds extreme.
Just try a "please."

:44:47
You're funny! There's vodka and chips
back there if you're hungry.

:44:52
I don't know if you're aware of it,
but food like that can lower your chi.

:44:57
I've never eaten Korean food.
Thanks for the information.


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