:36:02
You can't light those matches?.
:36:05
Maybe it's a sign to quit.
:36:07
If the aliens come
and try to anal-probe me...
:36:10
...I'm telling you,
I'm not taking that!
:36:14
If you want a piece of me,
don't take that piece!
:36:17
So how much is a shave these days?.
:36:19
-Four bucks.
-Four bucks?.
:36:22
-It's a good deal.
-Got to give a good deal.
:36:26
Can't charge around here what
a barber can charge in other places...
:36:31
...where they got money.
:36:34
And jobs.
:36:37
Of course, some people don't know
a good deal when they see one.
:36:42
-Maybe I don't need a shave.
-Hold still.
:36:46
I wouldn't want to cut you.
:37:02
Bret, slow down.
:37:05
-I thought you loved me.
-I do. I do.
:37:10
-But, I just....
-But, what?.
:37:15
I don't want to lose my virginity
in the front seat of a truck.
:37:19
Why didn't you say so?.
I got a blanket in the back.
:37:22
No. That's not it.
I just don't think I'm ready.
:37:26
-Tammy and Larry do it every night.
-Fine, call them.
:37:30
Have a menage a trois if you want.
:37:33
-That dirty talk just drives me nuts.
-Bret, no.
:37:38
Bret, please.
:37:41
-I'm warning you, okay?.
-I can't help it.
:37:44
You just bring out the beast in me.
:37:47
Back off!
:37:50
My balls!
:37:55
God, my balls!