:26:01
Don't you be so difficult.
:26:21
Relax, Sam, it 's Annie.
:26:22
l just couldn't hear over the washers,
l forgot l had that thing on.
:26:26
lt 's a facial massager, it tightens the
muscles on my face so l look thinner.
:26:30
0f course it is.
:26:32
l think this piece goes there
and this piece goes here...
:26:39
You're still missing some pieces.
:26:42
Why don't you draw the missing parts?
You went to the Art lnstitute, right?
:26:46
l never finished. l was so bad
they made me turn in my beret.
:26:50
The Royal Academy of Velvet Painters
won't accept me.
:26:53
l can't even get my work shown
in the Museum of Stick Figure Art.
:26:56
Who cares? The curators of that
Museum have sticks up their butt.
:26:59
Velvet painting died with Elvis.
Berets? They're not even real hats.
:27:03
You know, l've always thought that.
l mean it 's got no brim.
:27:06
Doesn't cover your ears.
:27:08
lt 's not a hat, it 's a goddamn cap!
That 's what it is.
:27:14
Why do you have a pen
attached to your hip?
:27:16
Because l am the fastest draw
on the West.
:27:19
Really?
:27:21
l had a bit of a mishap in my prom. l
don't put pens in my pockets anymore.
:27:26
lt 's a bit of a long story.
:27:28
You ever think how far
an artist hand has traveled?
:27:31
Look at yourself sketching.
Your fingers are in constant motion.
:27:34
Every time you shade the pen moves
a couple inches asecond...
:27:36
that 's gotta add up.
:27:38
This hand has traveled long distances.
Specially in the shower.
:27:45
Seriously. Do you know what my
favorite part of being an artist is?
:27:49
lt 's the most honest profession
in the world.
:27:53
How's that?
:27:55
You can pretty much fake being good
in any other profession.
:27:58
but, as an artist, either your
drawing is good or it 's bad.