:28:03
Artists just have to lay
everything on the line.
:28:07
Literally.
:28:10
Wait asecond.
l've seen this somewhere before.
:28:14
Here's the album
you wanted to borrow.
:28:16
lt took me a long time to find it,
l never listen to them anymore.
:28:19
Welcome. How to see your ex- girlfriend
and live to tell about it.
:28:24
That is the subject of today's class.
:28:27
Sam, you didn't have to concoct some
story about wanting to borrow music...
:28:31
just to have an excuse to see me.
:28:33
First the guy must act nice to prove
he can handle the breakup entirely.
:28:38
No, l really wanted
to borrow the album.
:28:40
But it is great to see you. You finally
got your forehead pierced. Looks good.
:28:45
Being nice only makes the ex think
he wants to get back together...
:28:48
so she with undisguised pleasure
reminds him...
:28:51
that she is the dumper
and he is the dumpee.
:28:54
l'm flattered you called,
but l broke up with you, remember?
:28:58
This doesn't mean that l want
to hook up with you again.
:29:00
This unwarranted rejection hurts
like a kick to the sheens.
:29:05
Really, Sam!
:29:14
The second punishment
sneaks upon you like asnake.
:29:19
Come on! Go!
:29:22
l'm hot, l'm thirsty.
l'm hot, l'm thirsty!
:29:26
Hey, what ever happened
to those size 14 guys?
:29:28
They got on album, then disappeared.
:29:31
The evil she- dumper tortures
the poor dumpee with flirtations...
:29:36
he tries to avoid.
:29:38
- Did your tongue healed up some?
- Yes, it 's never better.
:29:42
Really? lt was pretty good before.
:29:47
The she- dumper is a big prick- tease.
:29:50
Does the scar tickles
the roof of your mouth some?
:29:53
Yeah, it does. You should feel it.
:29:55
When the dumps chump flirts back,
she stops flirting.
:29:59
Sam, l told you!
We are definitely over!