:37:04
But, almost doner for a boner, and
these magazines are somebody's fix.
:37:08
They might give me a pecker high,
they might not.
:37:10
You are so far off
you're not even wrong!
:37:12
- lt 's so much better with awoman.
- Don't fool yourself.
:37:15
The straight screw
is the methadone of sex.
:37:18
lt 'll keep you from the hard stuff
for awhile, but sooner or later...
:37:22
you will roll off your old lady...
:37:25
just like an addict
falls off the wagon.
:37:29
Accept it, Sam. You and l are alike.
:37:32
Your weirdness is one step away
from my grossness.
:37:36
And look, you enrolled on an Art School
so you could see naked women.
:37:40
That is no different than me
looking at dirty pictures.
:37:43
lt 's completely different.
:37:45
0ne is art, the other is pornography!
:37:48
Yes, but once you start
down the dark path...
:37:52
forever will it dominatrix
your destiny!
:37:55
Join me.
:37:58
l'll never join you!
:38:01
lt 's in your blood, Sam.
l am your cousin.
:38:13
Now Holden and l did have
some of the same DNA...
:38:15
and this meant that l could have
the same genetic inclination as him...
:38:18
towards becoming a Grand Master
of perversion. Got me spooked.
:38:25
Trick or treat!
:38:27
l should've guessed.
:38:29
Who are you supposed to be?
:38:33
l'm Popeye.
:38:38
And what am l supposed to be?
:38:40
You, my dear, are a Freudian slip.
:38:44
- You know what l can't stand?
- Trick or treat!
:38:46
People who aren't
who they say they are.
:38:48
Like... take, for instance,
wise old Mahatma Gandhi.
:38:52
Did you know that in aspeech
advocating non- violent protest...
:38:56
he once said that Mussolini
wasn't a bad man?
:38:58
You know l had the same feeling when
l saw a comic book about the Pope.