:25:03
We can put that on our dining tabIe
:25:08
Okay, enough
:25:13
One sec
:25:17
How about this honey?
:25:25
They match
:25:29
I'm good
:25:34
C'mon...just for a minute
:25:36
Don't you think we'II
Iook reaIIy good in these?
:25:39
You have a great husband
:25:43
I know
:25:47
This is very popuIar
among the newIy weds
:25:48
You two Iook great in them
:25:51
ReaIIy?
:25:53
I guess we reaIIy do Iook
Iike newIy weds, right?
:25:56
I don't know about that but you can sure as
heII act. You shouId consider a career in acting
:25:59
- It's just fun
- You think so?
:26:02
Then we shouId do this
for the rest of our Iives
:26:04
For the rest of our Iives?
:26:07
Sure
:26:09
Are you proposing?
:26:10
No
:26:13
Then?
:26:14
We'II put on an actjust Iike we did now
:26:15
My mother wouId be so thriIIed
:26:19
No way
:26:22
It's actuaIIy a Iot easier than you'd think
:26:24
What is?
:26:25
You Iive separate
:26:26
but for hoIidays you'II act
Iike a married coupIe
:26:27
HoIidays are what's tough
for singIes, you know
:26:30
That wiII never work
PeopIe wiII find out
:26:34
No, you can be Iike a weekend coupIe
:26:36
And then when parents come to visit
:26:39
...compIain about how your
husband never heIps around the house
:26:41
Then they'II never know
that it's aII a show
:26:50
What about friends?
:26:53
That's actuaIIy quite simpIe as weII
:26:55
Just constantIy compIain about
the typicaI marriage probIems Iike petty fights
:26:57
Say things Iike
''My husband sits in his ass aII day''