:26:02
Then we shouId do this
for the rest of our Iives
:26:04
For the rest of our Iives?
:26:07
Sure
:26:09
Are you proposing?
:26:10
No
:26:13
Then?
:26:14
We'II put on an actjust Iike we did now
:26:15
My mother wouId be so thriIIed
:26:19
No way
:26:22
It's actuaIIy a Iot easier than you'd think
:26:24
What is?
:26:25
You Iive separate
:26:26
but for hoIidays you'II act
Iike a married coupIe
:26:27
HoIidays are what's tough
for singIes, you know
:26:30
That wiII never work
PeopIe wiII find out
:26:34
No, you can be Iike a weekend coupIe
:26:36
And then when parents come to visit
:26:39
...compIain about how your
husband never heIps around the house
:26:41
Then they'II never know
that it's aII a show
:26:50
What about friends?
:26:53
That's actuaIIy quite simpIe as weII
:26:55
Just constantIy compIain about
the typicaI marriage probIems Iike petty fights
:26:57
Say things Iike
''My husband sits in his ass aII day''
:27:01
...''We aIways fight over who's
supposed to do Iaundry day and night''
:27:05
- Sounds pretty easy
- It reaIIy is
:27:12
What about sex?
:27:17
- That shouId be reaI
- You are such a jerk
:27:19
You're right though about
the whoIe marriage thing
:27:26
I Iook at my friends that are married
and they aII have the same probIems
:27:31
Every marriage is pretty much the same
It's Iike some sort of a franchise
:27:35
Where are we going right now?
:27:37
You have to get your nephew a present
:27:40
Let's go
:27:43
The skyIine's so beautifuI from up here
:27:46
I know
:27:48
Whenever I Iook at something Iike this
:27:51
I immediateIy think of god
:27:55
And how he must have this kind
of a bird's eye view ofthe worId
:27:57
Everything Iooks so beautifuI
and peacefuI from here