:30:01
All right, here we go.
:30:03
Mr. Harris!
:30:05
Can we ask you
a few questions, Mr. Harris?
:30:07
-Right over here.
-I got one word for you.
:30:09
-What's that?
-Product placement.
:30:10
-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.
:30:12
Product placement,
I like the sound of that.
:30:14
While we're going
around the house...
:30:15
discovering the secrets
of Michael Myers...
:30:17
we could be drinking Pepsi
or sporting The Gap, right?
:30:22
Nice sexy thinking.
I kind of like that.
:30:27
How's everyone doing
this evening?
:30:29
We'll get it started
like this, see?
:30:31
In the next ten minutes...
:30:32
we are going to enter
a mystery...
:30:33
wrapped up inside of a riddle
inside of an enigma.
:30:36
Now, remember this.
Everything you see...
:30:39
absolutely everything
you see is real.
:30:42
There's no actors...
:30:43
none of the components
or contents in the house...
:30:45
have been messed with,
mixed up, diluted...
:30:47
or tampered with in any shape,
form, or fashion whatsoever.
:30:51
Now, I'm not exactly sure
what's gonna happen...
:30:54
but what I do know is
that no one will be allowed...
:30:57
to leave
until the show is over.
:30:59
Our state-of-the-art
camera surveillance system...
:31:02
will pick up
anyone who tries to sneak out.
:31:08
Let the Dangertainment begin
out this motherfucker.
:31:14
Well, people, let's do it.
:31:39
Rudy!
:31:44
Way to go.
This is gonna be fun.